A cat tree that doubles as a Christmas tree the cats will actually use.

Three semi-enclosed beds, each rated to twenty-two pounds, stacked through faux-pine branches with snowflake stickers and a catnip bow toy that gets immediate attention.

Double-thick base, anti-tip strap, no glass ornaments to repurpose as floor weapons.

December without the casualties. Possibly your favorite tree, definitely the cats'. Sets up in twenty minutes, packs away in a closet through January.